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An Indian runner who won a silver medal in the
women's 800 meters at the Asian Games failed
a gender test and was stripped of the medal.
The top 16 signs an athlete has gender issues...
16> Knocks out his opponent in the third round, but wants to
cuddle afterward.
15> Bill from the traditional pre-Rose Bowl dinner at Lawry's:
163 prime rib specials and one chicken Caesar salad.
14> The tell-tale string hanging from his running shorts.
13> Misses his latest human highlight reel footage on SportsCenter
because he can't turn off the latest episode of "What Not to
Wear."
12> Her endorsement contracts: Trojan, Cialis and Lectric Shave.
11> You never knew how badly she wanted to "be like Mike" until,
during her posterizing dunk, her strap-on hit you in the jaw.
10> Her giant "I'm gonna to KICK YOUR ASS!" note was written
perfectly in the snow.
9> Her bra size? 52A.
8> Dead silence grips the sumo dressing room as the empty FDS
can rolls slowly to a stop.
7> Getting in your stance at the line of scrimmage, you're
distracted by the smell of Shalimar.
6> He won the men's 100-meter dash by a nipple.
5> Her Olympic swimsuit shows her to have less of a cameltoe
and more of a camelnose.
4> His end-zone dance incorporates an awful lot of pole action.
3> While the other linebackers nurse their injuries, he nurses
his 1-year-old.
2> Hits the baseball out of the park, but stops at third base
"so as not to rush things."
and the Number 1 Sign an Athlete Has Gender Issues...
1> Worries that taking steroids might make his butt look big.
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I think my favorite is: "10> Her giant "I'm gonna to KICK YOUR ASS!" note was written
perfectly in the snow."
Bob
lollol.
LOL!